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Hi! I'm Melissa. I love figure skating. I can spin on skates until I get dizzy, fall, get up, and pretend it was all planned. Then walk away with the smile of a champion whose everything hurts - except her sense of humor.

I can act thrilled about your gift, even if it's a sock with a dinosaur on it. And I can act dramatic when we run out of chocolate at home. Just kidding. Actually, acting helps me understand people better - and sometimes pretend I didn't get your dumb joke. Okay, I got it, and it was funny.

Rudeness .